Really Funny Jokes in Hindi For Adults

Really Funny Jokes in Hindi for you to make you laugh. Browse some top funny jokes to share with your friends on facebook or whatsapp. Hundreds of ideas to make anyone laugh. 
Here i am providing you the best list of funny jokes so that you can change your mind situation from boredom to happy. 
A lot of persons who are tired after doing a lot of work in office and want some rest at night. Happiness is the one thing can make you happy and feel you fresh. So we are here for you to make your life more entertaining with your friends when you will share these really funny jokes in hindi, urdu or english. 

if you will share it on your fan page at night it will gain a lot of audience because a lot of mind will attract to your article of jokes. 

List of Really Funny Jokes In Hindi

What is the most intelligent, the blonde, the redhead or the brunette?
The redhead because it's a dictionary.

best english joke

When I find you, I will possess you.
That day, at the latest, I will carry you to bed.
Without asking your permission, I will approach, I will touch your whole body.
I will leave you with an enormous feeling of fatigue.
You will slowly feel chills running through your body and I will make you sweat.
I will leave you without breath, without air without being able to regain your spirits.
As long as I stay with you, you will not feel able to get out of bed!
I will leave without bidding farewell with the conviction that one day I will return ...

funniest joke

A gentleman visits a museum. Suddenly he stopped and said to the guide:  
"Ah, it's ugly!
"It is Picasso," replied the guide.
Farther on, he exclaimed again:
"Ah, it's really ugly!
- That sir, it's a mirror!

A guy said to another in a troquet:
- You're con! You're really stupid! It's not possible what you're con! I've never seen a con! Well, it's simple, if there was a competition of cons, you would finish second!
- Why second?
- Because you're too con to finish first!

joke in english santa banta

What is the difference between a ladder and a gun?
The scale is used to climb, the gun is used to descend.

2 men discuss:
- Much has been written about me.
"Ah, are you known?"
- No, tattooed

funny short joke

At the maternity a new father, uneasy, asks the midwife:
"Do you think my son resembles me?"
- Yes, but it does not matter, the main thing is that he is in good health!

What is a manifestation of the blind?
A festival of Cannes

A dog and a man sound on a boat. The dog flies, the man falls into the water and drowns. What is the breed of the dog?
A Pekinese. (A fool who drowns)

funny joke of the day

In a hospital, two fools play cards. Suddenly, a nurse arrives with a syringe. One of the fools exclaimed:
"Here, the lady of spades!

More Funny Jokes For Adults

Two friends meet. The one, inveterate player said to the other:
- I must announce to you a great news: I stop playing! No more casino, no tierce, no poker.
"" Bravo, "said the other. But forgive me, knowing you, I can not believe it. I'm sure you will not hold it!
- Oh, right? You bet how much?

joke of today

It was a young man who went back to the butcher's and said to him:
"Good morning, sir, I would like your daughter's hand."
And the butcher answers:
"OK, with or without bones?"

joke of today

What is the difference between Paris, Polar Bear and Virginia?
Paris is a metropolis, the polar bear is master at the Pole, Virginia loved Paul too much.

At the swimming pool, a swimmer gets enguirlander because he peeled in the water.
"But," he protested, "you exaggerate, I am not the only one to do that!"
"If you are the only one from the top of the diving board, sir!"

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